- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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