What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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