Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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This is a joke

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Snausages.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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