What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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