- Anti Joke

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Busted? What the hell is going on?

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

women's rights

Shit!