How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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.....Carrot Top....

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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This is an anti-joke.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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