I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

thumb_up thumb_down -1

lol

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Is this where I type the joke?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

thumb_up thumb_down -1

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

thumb_up thumb_down -3

knock knock come in

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Spread the net.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops