Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Poop

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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