Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Anti Joke

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