- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

terry stockton is straight

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Hey, look under there! Under what?

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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