Q. who's george porchy?

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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