- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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