water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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