Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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