What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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