What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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drake

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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