A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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1 Jew XD

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Womens rights

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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