Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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