What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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save water shower with friends

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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