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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Womens Rights.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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