- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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