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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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