A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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