the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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1 + 1 = 3

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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2 women were sitting quietly

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