yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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where are you?

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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