Seth stock has a large penis

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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69

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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