Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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your mother hates you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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