- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

what do you watch ? a tv

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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