- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Are you a human?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

WNBA

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

pineapples

Hashtag

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Are you Drew?

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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