Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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You have cancer

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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