- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

hey bill!

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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