Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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women's rights

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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