What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

roses are black violets are black im blind

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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