What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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