- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

^that joke a piece of shit

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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