Hi? No!!!!!

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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