- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

black guy graduating high school

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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