- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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