- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Are you a human?

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Your mother is a man.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

obama's promises

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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