Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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I need a good anti joke....

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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