Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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