What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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