- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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