- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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