What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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This one sucks!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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