- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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