- Anti Joke

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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