Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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