If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Worst joke ever

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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I lost my tractor.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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