- Anti Joke

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie