- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Badgers are cool

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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