Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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An atheist walks into a church

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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