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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Yes. Just Yes.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What's cold and icy? Ice

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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