- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Snausages.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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