A baby seal walks into a club.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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