What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Who has downs this joke

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Cancer.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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