- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

WNBA

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

If life throws you melons... ouch

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Pickles

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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