Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Women's rights

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Bake until golden at 375

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Anti Joke

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