- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raping black women

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Your mother is a man.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

obama's promises

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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