what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Joe Biden

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Tell you something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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