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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark