Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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women's rights

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