How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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