Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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mc hammers income.

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Anti Joke

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