Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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motley crew

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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a ginger has a soul

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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