What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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