Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

want a balloon? yeah

ecks! why zee?

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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