- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Not Steve Jobs

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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