Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

who is awesome? no one...

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What is smelly and sticky A poo

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