If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A snake walks into a bar

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

american government

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Gorden Brown.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Womens rights

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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