- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

what do you watch ? a tv

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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