Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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