- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

raping black women

Women's rights

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

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