why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Jason Connor.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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