- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

your mom

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Chicken penis.

I never asked for this.

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