- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

pickle juice?

wood cant chuck wood

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

A walrus walks into a bar

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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