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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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